ηєσsI joined Uma on August 29th of 2009 when an army I was in merged into Uma. I was a 5ic to start out with. Dispite this, I was very displeased with the merge until a former Uma leader, Crazyboy 86, asked me to join the MOY (militia of yeti.) and promised me leader rank. I soon gained a very close friend, which made me warm up to Uma, which was under the command of Tickster and Batista, at the time. After a few days in MOY, Crazy merged his army into mine (SCP(soldiersofcp)) to create MSCP. This tightened our friendship even more, to the point where Crazy promoted me to the rank of 3ic. I focused on improving some of Uma’s worst problems, such as to many ranks, inactive site and chat etc.. By this time, Harvin 13 ,Crazy, Apocolypse, and others were the leaders of Uma. Harv considered me a noob, and made Crazy demoted me to 4ic, which weakened our friendship immensely. Apo tried to defend me, but ended up quitting uma because of its bad leadership problems. My parents restricted me from going on chat during the school week, so I had to smuggle my way onto the uma site via iPod Touch. Soon, I was known to be very active and was once again promoted to 3ic by Harvin 13 and his fellow leaders. Once again, I attempted correcting Uma’s major problems. I lasted as 3ic for 2 weeks, until Harv once again, demoted me to 4ic. By this time, I started getting very angry, but nonetheless, continued to be as active as possible. Very soon, Harv saw how active I was, and promoted me back to 3ic, which lasted about three days because Trickster suddenly returned to power, clearing most of the owner ranks. I was back to my highest mod position, trying to prove my loyalty to Uma. It was only after a battle that Harv regretfully promoted me back to 3ic. By this time, Uma and its alliance had bad relations with acp. Shaboomboom requested that I join SSACP (Secret Spy Agency of cp) so I could keep an eye on Uma. After tensions loosened, I quit Uma out of hatred for the army and was granted a promotion up by 4 ranks (major to major general). For the next year or so, I stayed active in Acp, and finally achieved Master General when I finally visited Uma again. That was when I met Wgfv. Although I still had hatred for Uma, I hanged around at chat . After a while, Wg asked if I wanted to be Minister of Affairs (Treated as 2ic) so accepted, and was immediately owner. Soon thereafter, the next Premier elections occurred, and I immediately was a victor in it (I still to this day don’t know how, since I ran against Berat and Pie). As Premier, I really didn’t do a lot except help Wg gather a lot of troops and recruit. I really didn’t understand what I had to do, nor did anyone allow me to lead a proper battle. By this time, I was starting to gain a little bit of skill in my graphics, and wg wanted me to make Uma’s. And so my graphics career begun. Within weeks my graphics shop got 7000 hits, an impressive amount for graphic shops. However, I was starting to lose my reputation. I became inactive, due to boarding school, and when Notru changed my name from Neos to Shitpiece on the ranks, I got deleted. Everyone thought I retired. To make it worse, I was doing midterms for my school, which disabled me from going home during the weekends. When I started becoming active again, things had changed. I wasn’t as respected, everyone thought I retired, and my graphics business was down. I started recruiting and all, but basically passed time on Uma Chat just lounging. My Uma History isn’t as rich and long as a lot of other peoples, but I’ve been around for 2 years now. Im retiring on my 14th Birthday, and will stay on chat to make graphics for cp armies. Before I end this post, I would like to thank a lot of friends I have made during my Uma career (They aren’t all in Uma).
Cuncer: If you would never have merged Tocp into Uma, I would never have been where I am right now.
Trickster: You were very great until you did all of that “Im Pink Mafia” bullshit.
Batista: Pissoff
Harvin 13: Thanks too you, I can say I was Uma 3ic 4 times. Im still a bit angry at you for it, but you did make me grow up. You are very good at arguing, especially when your in one of those rages.
Crazyboy 86: Where do I begin with you… We have had ups and downs in our relationship. But we ended up surviving each other. You have been one of the greatest friends a man could ever hope for. You were the one that kept me from quitting Uma the first few days I was in it. You were a truly terrific leader, and I wish the Hof would mention more of that. You were pretty much my mentor, and my idol. I want to thank you for the great 2 years we had together.
Jake/Puma/Explo: When I was a noob, I remember pc’ing you asking for you to stop cussing. LOL! After Trick and Bat retired, you kind of disappeared until a few months a go. Im really glad I met you, and pc’d you that retarded request. I hope you become a comedian or something, since you can get funny. I also consider you a great leader.
Notru: Even though this took every ounce of my will to say this, well, your funny and can make the entire chat brighten up. Is still regret helping you out all of those years a go.
Benu2: You were a great help to me the first few times I was 3ic. Thanks a lot for all of the support.
Kg Bulldogs1: Well, your my friend. Not much to say. But you are a great leader.
Apocolypse: Durring my first time as Uma 3ic, you were the only one who believed in me and my ideas. I wish you would have stayed longer. You were a great leader.
Shaboomboom: You were a great help to me in many ways. You were one of the greatest acp leaders without doubt, and continue to support it.
Dryvit: You helped me find courage when I was neglected by Uma, plus you got me into a high acp rank pretty quickly. You are a great friend.
Ias: You helped me a lot in my acp career, and were the one who initially moded me.
Miroos: Well, you were a good friend
Lillierose: Your a great teacher and a friend
Matt: Thanks for introducing me into acp and motivating me to continue in it.
Brifcore: Hell, you and I use to be very close. I hope you’ll do well in life.
Lincoln: Thanks a lot for bringing me into MCP. Great army, really.
Panthers Bas: You helped me with my graphics, leading skills, and friendmaking skills. You gave me a brilliant opportunity with Mcp. Unfortunately it got destroyed. I hope you and I can remain friends after I retire, which shouldn’t be to hard. You are another one of my idols.
Holo: Well, I pretty much got you to join Uma xD. I hope you continue to succeed in it.
Mach: Great when I first brought you to Uma. However, you started acting like a wannabe badass. I highly suggest you stop.
Bobcatboy10: You are a true favorite acp leader of mine. I hope you can get up there again one day. Thanks a lot for taking over you know what and helping me out while I led it.
Sky: Even though I just met you, your pretty cool and make good customs.
Pie: Your a pretty good leader. I hope you will make Uma super big again.
Blaire: Well, your a nice person. I will miss you. I am sorry you had to listen to chuck and notru. I hope beast doesn’t annoy you to much.
Chuck: LOL
Rainy: Your awsome
Sarah: Your a pretty good friend. We kinda had good times together.
Science: If you were a bugar, I’d pick you first xD. Your a bit racist, but your still funny, kinda.
Teal: Epic
Rhi: Im going to miss you
Maria: We used to be really good friends. That kind of faded a bit, but your still pretty awesome. Good luck with water bandits.
HurricaneX: We were in a lot of armies together. Your a great leader, but you should stop quitting armies 2 minutes after u join them
Wwebesfan: Great leader. Good luck with DCP.
Twitch: Sadly you betrayed Uma, but your a good leader.
Bam: Thanks for lending me all of those xats. Your a terrific leader.
Twi: Thanks so much for teaching me graphics. You are a terrific designer and leader.
Rioters: Your a truly born leader. Thanks for being my friend.
Yoda RULZ: Thanks for helping me with MSCP. You would have been a good leader.
Jk1234: ^
Zayer: You shouldn’t have retired from mscp but oh well.
Boure Cena: You okey…
Rjise: Lol, sadly we had to meet in a dumbass army like Ph. Good friend
Ads: Good leader
Cas: lol, you sexeh.
Wgfv: Wg, I personally would like to thank you for all of the opportunities you have given me. Uma leader/Premier was beyond my dreams, but you made it happen. It was an impossible dream that I would make a graphic for a top 10 army, but you made it happen. Of all the people above, you tought me the most. You quite literally made me who I am now. I do not see why people rebel against you. Communism or not, rules or not, you make Uma golden. You give people hope like its candy in your pocket. Im sorry I retiring. but I feel it is necessary. Continue to make Uma bigger, and destroy any rebellion you meat.
This is probably the last time you will hear of me on the Uma site. Long live uma.
Yesterday, We walked the streets like children. Today, we march to war like soldiers. Tomorrow, we feast like heroes.
~Johnnyluke/Teh Pwner/Neos/Necross
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